Sweetheart! u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true,
here’s a wish 4 my darling…
may all your dreams come true &
i wish u a very happy birthday.
with lots of love and kisses…
from a heart that beats…
just 4 you by me.
HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor
HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand
BOB: Bank Of Bhangis
IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI: Sab Bhikari Idhar
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don’t exist.
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday…
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me… But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position…
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.
Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,
Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.
It’s no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Just because you’re paranoid, it doesn’t mean they’re NOT out to get you.
You’re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
My Reality Check bounced.
Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
Borrow money from pessimists–they don’t expect it back
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
- Trustworthy.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.
I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care.
When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart.
When you left, my world turned upside down
I love you more than all the tea in China.
I’ll love you till the end! And then some.
If love were a movie, you’d be a coming attraction.
If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer.
The most important things in my world are to get food, drink and to love you.
A day without your love is a day without life.
I can’t think of anything but you.
I don’t know how I could have done that thing, when I love you like life itself. Please forgive me.
You’re the best thing since God made men.
You’re the best thing since God made women.
You are my friend, my love, my forever Valentine.
The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.
A man goes to a doctor and says “What shall I do? I’ve just been raped by an elephant!” The doctor tells him to bend over so he can have a look at his ass. “That’s funny!” He says “your asshole is 10 inches wide! I thought elephants only had thin long dicks?” The man says “Yeah but he fingered me first!”
Birthday sms Ths msg has No Fat No cholesterol n No Addictive Dis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it. Smile N Happy Birthday wishing u a day soft as silk….. white as milk….. sweet as honey&full of money. may all ur dreams come true…. HAPPY BIRTH DAY Step by step the [...]
One day God and Adam were walking the garden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth. “Adam, you can start by kissing Eve.” Adam looks puzzled at God, “Lord, what is a kiss?”. God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and kissed her. A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, “Lord! That was great! What’s next?” “Adam, I now want you to caress Eve.” Puzzled again he asks, “Lord, what is caress?” God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and caressed her. A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, “Lord that was even better than a kiss! What’s next?” “Here is what gets the deed done. I now want you to make love to Eve.” Puzzled yet again, “Lord, what is make love?” asked Adam. God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush. A few seconds later, Adam returned and asked, “Lord, what is a headache?”
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Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna, Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain…bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.
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khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga confusion ka moment ayya hoga ,kabhi monkey to kabhi donkey banaa chaha hoga , end main dono ka mixture pasand ayya ho ga.
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Wada kero per nibhana seekho Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna seekho U hi kisi ko intezar na karvao, Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena seekho.
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Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai, Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai, Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi, Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.
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Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gaeHale dil humne sunaya to bura man gaeWo to har roz rulaate the humenHum ne ek roz rulaya to bura man gae.
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Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart